'Tis the season! The much anticipated winter break is creeping its way around the corner, and everybody seems to be coping with the sudden onslaught of free time in different ways...
T has decided to embrace Solipsism and is convinced that the entire universe is part of his imagination. This has sparked quite the discussion about philosophy between us, and right now I am at the point where I'm not completely sure where my own breakfast came from.
D wore yet another pair of new shoes to school this week. This makes what, three new pairs in less than a month? My dearest D, I am sure you have better things to spend your money on- like an Xbox 360 to match your Wii, Playstation, Nintendo DS, Ipod Touch and Guitar Hero set.
I've always had the opinion that M and S are very pure, innocent people that would not harm a fly. However, as of late I am not entirely sure, because they revealed a new side to me that is filled with ugly, blunt racism.
Now now, S and M, did we not learn to not judge others by the color of their skin in, um, kindergarten? Perhaps we shoud take a field trip to the elementary school and take a refresher course.
B has been particularly doom and gloom this week, but that's probably because her life is in the gutter. Her hamster died, her ex boyfriend knocked up some other chick who is keeping the baby even though the babbeh daddeh has a DIFFERENT girlfriend, and, hey, her sister is making her life stressful, with the whole recovering-eating-disorder-almost-commited-suicide-got-married-at-eighteen-cheated-on-husband-numerous-times-got-cheated-on-herself-now-wants-divorce-months-into-marriage thing.
I personally think it would be oodles more dramatic if SHE was the one that got pregnant and wanted to keep the baby, and SHE married at sixteen only to get a divorce months later and have the entire population of the district talking about her. But hey, that's just me.
Edition two, taken away March 12, 2009:
'Tis the season! The massively dreaded midterm examinations are following the students of high school like a bad case of acne, and everybody is dealing with the stress of pass/fail in their own ways...
Today: O, my high school's very own hardcore vegetarian Christian and all around nice person, has decided to deal with the mid-tenth grade crisis by dumping her band geek boyfriend and hooking up a smoker and rumored drug dealer instead. I'm wondering... is this true love, or a charity case for God?
Edition Three, taken away July 18th, 2009:
'Tis the season! The 2008-2009 school year is more than halfway over, and now is the time of the year to look at one's grades, attitude, habits, and motivations, and ask ourselves the vital question: are we preforming efficiently? Are we passing our classes? Will we finish the year in honors, or with barely passing grades? Is there a seat reserved for us in summer school?
How are our personal lives doing, unaccademically? Love, sex, drugs, and alcohol, shall we experience one or experience them all?
You'd be surprised to see what those close to you pick.
Today: L, a very good friend of mine and infamous slut of the tenth grade, is in denial that she is in an abusive relationship. I understand fully... I mean, if my boyfriend sprained my arm, I would be torn trying to decide!
L, hun, he's not even that attractive. Please get over yourself and stop giving blow jobs to this conceited, abusive asshole before he starts breaking bones instead of spraining them. We don't need another Rihanna!
Speaking of sluts, I should mention that L isn't the only one in the grade; there's acutally quite a few skimpy dressing, sex addicted, male obsessed teenagers out there in the ocean of sophomore year. Take V, for instance- a rather popular slut, she has slept with at least a quarter of the males at my school, cheated on her long-term boyfriend numerous times until they split, and quite recently had sex with a guy who wasn't her boyfriend in a hot tub on a church retreat.
Oh, kinky.
Edition Four, taken away August 13, 2009:
B, my lovely "special friend", has decided that he needs to start being more loyal to his girlfriend and thus has stopped hanging out with me out of fear that something might happen if we're alone together. Oh dear B, have you finally developed a conscience?
In an attempt to reclaim her spot as V's best friend, F has developed an EDNOS (like V and I have), and has been flaunting her sudden weight loss around town, acting as if she is a model... and the sad part is, she could be. That girl is gorgeous. I hate it when that happens.
In addition, V has been freaking out lately because her boyfriend, M, has suddenly went from hating F to thinking she is "not too bad". Translation? He's falling for her beautiful blue eyes, absolutely gorgeous body, and Gossip Girl personality. Just like B did when he went out with V. Is history about to repeat itself? Is about V to lose another boyfriend to F?
1 .commentary from the peanut gallery.:
" hardcore vegetarian Christian and all around nice person, has decided to deal with the mid-tenth grade crisis by dumping her band geek boyfriend and hooking up a smoker and rumored drug dealer instead. I'm wondering... is this true love, or a charity case for God?"
hahaha i LOL'd. EPIC WIN.
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